Digital Dating Enthusiast Pillows

'To learn more about me, swipe my forehead with your smart phone.'

"I'm sorry, Brad, but I'm saving eye-contact for that special someone."

"Sure, it's more efficient. But I still miss shooting the arrows."

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

Online Dating

'I really can't stay for dessert. Why don't you stay and DVR the rest of the date for me?'

"We met through the personals. We both were seeking someone 'Rubenesque'."

Kissable Frogs in Your Area

'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'

Sally and Doug had met online and were proving to be very compatible...

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

"That guy I just met is already texting me pictures of his plumage."

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

'Okay, but not in person -- I prefer on-line dating.'

"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

"You lack spontaniety."

"You looked a lot bigger on your dating profile."

"Yes, he was very nice, Mom, but he had to cut the date short because it was... 'report card time'!"

Dating - "Oh, and she must have a sense of humour."

'Take this stick-drive and open the file 'John's Emotional Baggage'. It'll save a lot of time.'

"Do you...enter name...take...enter name...to be your...choose one from the pull down menu...click the I do icon now please."

"I'm experiencing bouts of heavy breathing and dizziness when I'm speed dating!"

Biological Cuckoo clock

"Romeo,Romeo. Are you online,Romeo"

"Ideally, I'm looking for a guy who can make me smile."

Financially Secure Romantic with sufficient fire in belly seeks damsel in distress...

Ostrich Bar

'Are you ready to get hurt again?'

'You remind me of my ex-ex-ex.'

When kissing a woman, try not to burp.

'That must be my computer date.'

We met online.

"Wanna get pigeon holed?"

Women's Idea of Sharing/Men's Idea of Sharing.