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'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'

"That whole internet dating thing....It killed me, I tell ya."

"Do you...enter name...take...enter name...to be your...choose one from the pull down menu...click the I do icon now please."

Tasty.

"I'm sorry, Brad, but I'm saving eye-contact for that special someone."

You looked different during our video chat.

'The website made a mistake. Not 'erotic' - 'neurotic'.'

Young Pups In A Chat Room.

"No, it wasn't a typo on my profile site...I really am a nillionaire."

"I'm hooking up with this guy who makes the funniest typos."

"We probably shouldn't cuddle."

"AI can now scan dating sites and find your best match."

"Isn't that false advertising?"

Man and woman meet in bar, in strained poses. He says: 'Now we've met, can we drop the Myspace poses?'

Do you play footsie on the first date? Yes, but I only use the first toe.

"Before we take this any further, I'd like us to open about our internet history."

Tinder

'I guess we're both out of luck. You like girls with big boobs, and I like a man with brains and halfway decent looks.'

Online Dog Dating

Hey, Sis! Your blind date's here! Says he's from ' Big & Tall Dot Com!'

Digital Press Killing Off Print-Media

"If he were just 8 inches taller, 20 years younger,10 times more mature and a million dollars richer, he'd be perfect."

'Seizing an opportunity' in the frog dating scene,

"I gotta be honest. I lied on my profile. I'm actually a CPA, not a CEO."

"Hmm....who's this tall drink of water?"

'Polly wants on-line.'

Wendy's blind date had heard that women love a guy who can make them laugh.

"Plenty of fish"

"You said your pictures were recent."

"So - we meet at last."

'No, I don't remember asking you to move in with me. Not only that, I don't remember who you are!'

'Do you, Optimus_!@aol.com. take thee, Sexy69@aol.co...'

'To learn more about me, swipe my forehead with your smart phone.'

I want to thank you for coming back to my place to see my etchings, Elaine, but I have a confession to make. I don't really have any etchings. I have an Etch-a-Sketch. !