Digital Dating Aficionado T-Shirts

The Grazer App

'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'

"That whole internet dating thing....It killed me, I tell ya."

Tasty.

"Do you...enter name...take...enter name...to be your...choose one from the pull down menu...click the I do icon now please."

Young Pups In A Chat Room.

"I'm hooking up with this guy who makes the funniest typos."

'The website made a mistake. Not 'erotic' - 'neurotic'.'

"No, it wasn't a typo on my profile site...I really am a nillionaire."

"I'm sorry, Brad, but I'm saving eye-contact for that special someone."

"We probably shouldn't cuddle."

"AI can now scan dating sites and find your best match."

"Before we take this any further, I'd like us to open about our internet history."

Tinder

'I guess we're both out of luck. You like girls with big boobs, and I like a man with brains and halfway decent looks.'

'Seizing an opportunity' in the frog dating scene,

"I gotta be honest. I lied on my profile. I'm actually a CPA, not a CEO."

Online Dog Dating

"Plenty of fish"

"If he were just 8 inches taller, 20 years younger,10 times more mature and a million dollars richer, he'd be perfect."

Digital Press Killing Off Print-Media

Hey, Sis! Your blind date's here! Says he's from ' Big & Tall Dot Com!'

'Polly wants on-line.'

"You said your pictures were recent."

"So - we meet at last."

'No, I don't remember asking you to move in with me. Not only that, I don't remember who you are!'

'To learn more about me, swipe my forehead with your smart phone.'

'Do you, Optimus_!@aol.com. take thee, Sexy69@aol.co...'

"Hmmm, yes, nice meeting you, but I can see that your online photo has been heavily edited..."