Digital Dating Guru Pillows

"Maybe you should ask Siri for a date!"

"Sure, it's more efficient. But I still miss shooting the arrows."

I really think I can handle this date on my own. Lemme ask you something. Would you trust me alone with a ybot 340? An Xbox 360? They changed the name? Okay. But you cannot hit on my date. I'm only here to help.

Online Dating

'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'

Kissable Frogs in Your Area

'He's a catch for any woman - there's so much to re-mould'

Sally and Doug had met online and were proving to be very compatible...

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

'Okay, but not in person -- I prefer on-line dating.'

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

Catch and release dating.

"That guy I just met is already texting me pictures of his plumage."

'Take this stick-drive and open the file 'John's Emotional Baggage'. It'll save a lot of time.'

"Romeo,Romeo. Are you online,Romeo"

Financially Secure Romantic with sufficient fire in belly seeks damsel in distress...

"So, do you walk the talk? Replete the tweet? Sext the text?"

"I'm sorry, Brad, but I'm saving eye-contact for that special someone."

"What do you mean asking you to marry me via text wasn't romantic? Did you see the emoji with hearts for eyes I attached?"

We met online.

'That must be my computer date.'

You looked different during our video chat.

"AI can now scan dating sites and find your best match."

'We met online.'

Friday night was always sext night.

Online Romance

'What are you doing trying to tempt me?? I told you I was through with you!!'

"Jeez, Alice, at least Google him first."

Using a social media app to date

'I'm not sure I want to see you again, but just in case, I've backed you up on a flash drive.'

'I'm tired of all the small talk.'

'Man... how I hate these pop-up's!'

'Women, can't live with 'em, can't live without em.'

'We fed your application in, and the computer started leaking slime.'