Digital Dating Guru Mugs

"Sure, it's more efficient. But I still miss shooting the arrows."

Online Dating

'He's a catch for any woman - there's so much to re-mould'

Kissable Frogs in Your Area

'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'

Sally and Doug had met online and were proving to be very compatible...

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

Catch and release dating.

'Okay, but not in person -- I prefer on-line dating.'

"That guy I just met is already texting me pictures of his plumage."

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

'Take this stick-drive and open the file 'John's Emotional Baggage'. It'll save a lot of time.'

"Romeo,Romeo. Are you online,Romeo"

Financially Secure Romantic with sufficient fire in belly seeks damsel in distress...

"I'm sorry, Brad, but I'm saving eye-contact for that special someone."

"What do you mean asking you to marry me via text wasn't romantic? Did you see the emoji with hearts for eyes I attached?"

We met online.

'That must be my computer date.'

"AI can now scan dating sites and find your best match."

'We met online.'

'I'm not sure I want to see you again, but just in case, I've backed you up on a flash drive.'

Online Romance

'Man... how I hate these pop-up's!'

'What are you doing trying to tempt me?? I told you I was through with you!!'

Cyber Love

'We fed your application in, and the computer started leaking slime.'

'I'm tired of all the small talk.'

Using a social media app to date

'Women, can't live with 'em, can't live without em.'