Digital Dating Pioneer Mugs

"Plenty of fish"

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

"Sure, it's more efficient. But I still miss shooting the arrows."

Online Dating

'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'

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Sally and Doug had met online and were proving to be very compatible...

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

'Okay, but not in person -- I prefer on-line dating.'

"That guy I just met is already texting me pictures of his plumage."

'Take this stick-drive and open the file 'John's Emotional Baggage'. It'll save a lot of time.'

"Romeo,Romeo. Are you online,Romeo"

Financially Secure Romantic with sufficient fire in belly seeks damsel in distress...

"What do you mean asking you to marry me via text wasn't romantic? Did you see the emoji with hearts for eyes I attached?"

We met online.

"I'm sorry, Brad, but I'm saving eye-contact for that special someone."

'That must be my computer date.'

'We met online.'

"AI can now scan dating sites and find your best match."

Using a social media app to date

Online Romance

'We fed your application in, and the computer started leaking slime.'

'Man... how I hate these pop-up's!'

"Before we take this any further, I'd like us to open about our internet history."

Cyber Love

'I'm not sure I want to see you again, but just in case, I've backed you up on a flash drive.'

"I must say, Doctor Jeckyll, that you bear little resemblance to your profile picture."

"I can't wait to see what you're like online."

"The women on these dating sites don't seem to believe I'm a prince."

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