Digital Dating Critic Pillows

"Sure, it's more efficient. But I still miss shooting the arrows."

Online Dating

Kissable Frogs in Your Area

'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'

Sally and Doug had met online and were proving to be very compatible...

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

'Okay, but not in person -- I prefer on-line dating.'

"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

"That guy I just met is already texting me pictures of his plumage."

'Take this stick-drive and open the file 'John's Emotional Baggage'. It'll save a lot of time.'

"Romeo,Romeo. Are you online,Romeo"

Financially Secure Romantic with sufficient fire in belly seeks damsel in distress...

We met online.

"I'm sorry, Brad, but I'm saving eye-contact for that special someone."

'That must be my computer date.'

"What do you mean asking you to marry me via text wasn't romantic? Did you see the emoji with hearts for eyes I attached?"

'We met online.'

"AI can now scan dating sites and find your best match."

Online Romance

"Before we take this any further, I'd like us to open about our internet history."

"I must say, Doctor Jeckyll, that you bear little resemblance to your profile picture."

'We fed your application in, and the computer started leaking slime.'

'I'm not sure I want to see you again, but just in case, I've backed you up on a flash drive.'

'Man... how I hate these pop-up's!'

Using a social media app to date

Cyber Love

"I can't wait to see what you're like online."

"The women on these dating sites don't seem to believe I'm a prince."

Tinder

"I knew I should've swiped left."