Digital Dating Critic Gifts

"Oh, great... they say they all have headaches."

"Sure, it's more efficient. But I still miss shooting the arrows."

Online Dating

Kissable Frogs in Your Area

'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'

Sally and Doug had met online and were proving to be very compatible...

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

'Okay, but not in person -- I prefer on-line dating.'

"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

"That guy I just met is already texting me pictures of his plumage."

'Take this stick-drive and open the file 'John's Emotional Baggage'. It'll save a lot of time.'

"Romeo,Romeo. Are you online,Romeo"

Financially Secure Romantic with sufficient fire in belly seeks damsel in distress...

"What do you mean asking you to marry me via text wasn't romantic? Did you see the emoji with hearts for eyes I attached?"

"I'm sorry, Brad, but I'm saving eye-contact for that special someone."

"So, do you walk the talk? Replete the tweet? Sext the text?"

'That must be my computer date.'

You looked different during our video chat.

We met online.

"AI can now scan dating sites and find your best match."

Friday night was always sext night.

'We met online.'

Online Romance

Cyber Love

'We fed your application in, and the computer started leaking slime.'

'Man... how I hate these pop-up's!'

Using a social media app to date

'I'm not sure I want to see you again, but just in case, I've backed you up on a flash drive.'

"Before we take this any further, I'd like us to open about our internet history."

"I must say, Doctor Jeckyll, that you bear little resemblance to your profile picture."

"Jeez, Alice, at least Google him first."

"I can't wait to see what you're like online."

"The women on these dating sites don't seem to believe I'm a prince."

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