Digital Dating Darling Gifts

"This being our second date, Trudy, I think it's time we share our passwords and user names!"

Right click for yes...

"Sure, it's more efficient. But I still miss shooting the arrows."

Online Dating

Kissable Frogs in Your Area

'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'

Sally and Doug had met online and were proving to be very compatible...

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

'Your website or mine?'

'Okay, but not in person -- I prefer on-line dating.'

"That guy I just met is already texting me pictures of his plumage."

I don't need lobster and music and wine....

'Long distance romances in the twenty first century.'

'Nothing's more romantic than dinner by kindle light.'

'Take this stick-drive and open the file 'John's Emotional Baggage'. It'll save a lot of time.'

"Barbara, will you check your texts for a ring emoji?"

"Do you...enter name...take...enter name...to be your...choose one from the pull down menu...click the I do icon now please."

"Our online romance needs fresh start. I think it's time to hit 'ctrl', 'alt', 'delete'."

"Romeo,Romeo. Are you online,Romeo"

Financially Secure Romantic with sufficient fire in belly seeks damsel in distress...

You looked different during our video chat.

A man surrounded with lovehearts

"I'm sorry, Brad, but I'm saving eye-contact for that special someone."

'That must be my computer date.'

"What do you mean asking you to marry me via text wasn't romantic? Did you see the emoji with hearts for eyes I attached?"

"So, do you walk the talk? Replete the tweet? Sext the text?"

We met online.

'We met online.'

Friday night was always sext night.

'If anyone objects to this union, Tweet now or forever hold your peace.'

"AI can now scan dating sites and find your best match."

'I'm not sure I want to see you again, but just in case, I've backed you up on a flash drive.'

"Jeez, Alice, at least Google him first."