Digital Dater Gifts

"I'd give him like a 4 for looks, but his Covid precautions are a solid 9."

"I can't wait to see what you're like online."

"R U ready 2 meet face-to-face?"

Sally and Doug had met online and were proving to be very compatible...

Blind data.

"The women on these dating sites don't seem to believe I'm a prince."

"If you really want to know why I'm dumping you, you may want to check out my website where there's a long detailed explanation posted."

"Rugged romantic seeks elegant lady. Must like hunting and gathering"

"Romeo,Romeo. Are you online,Romeo"

'And number five said in his profile that he was 6'2' and he turned out to be 5'7'.'

My online photo was a bit of an April Fool.

Tinder

"I wouldn't have recognized you had it not been for your Display profile."

'Thanks to the Web, I finally met an eligible bachelor - eligible for parole in three years.'

'I was going to ask you out, but after Googling you now I've already seen you naked.'

"There's something you should know about me."

"Wow, you look exactly like your profile photo."

'According to our records, you spent 68,472 hours trolling for babes on the internet.'

'We met online.'

Financially Secure Romantic with sufficient fire in belly seeks damsel in distress...

"We met online."

'Tell me something about yourself that I haven't Googled.'

'They met on the internet.'

Computer Dating

"I knew I should've swiped left."

"Down, girl. He only got 2 out of 5 stars."

"We haven't actually dated yet; we're still only texting each other."

'I mean like from 'lonely' to 'desperate'.'

'I hope you don't mind me breaking up with you via text message.'

'After the computer matched us, the company issued a software patch to repair its program.'

"You don't have to give me your answer now...you can text me later."

"I like romantic dinners beside the fireplace."

Bob tries out his new sleazeball checker.

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

'She's hot!'