Digital Daters Gifts

Love at first text.

'I tried one of those online dating services, but even they couldn't find a match for me.'

"...and if anyone here suspects that the algorithm that put these two together might be flawed, speak now..."

"Can you tell me the story again about how you swiped right on Dad?"

"You DO realise I'm CGI don't you?"

'We were matched by computer.'

"Love me, Tinder; love me, do. . ."

"Sure, buddy, I'll visit your website, but I won't accept your cookies."

"You new personality that you downloaded off the Internet makes you irresistible."

"It's our third date, can we look at each other now?"

'What did you expect? The real thing's never going to live up to virtual sex.'

'It wouldn't work out Evan. I'm Microsoft Internet Explorer, and you're Google Web Browser.'

Woman with an error page face.

"It's been a perfectly wonderful date...let's not spoil it by talking to each other."

Love in social networks

Today's love

Shoot.

Online Dating for Dummies

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

"Sure, it's more efficient. But I still miss shooting the arrows."

Online Dating

'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'

Kissable Frogs in Your Area

Sally and Doug had met online and were proving to be very compatible...

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

'Okay, but not in person -- I prefer on-line dating.'

"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

"That guy I just met is already texting me pictures of his plumage."

'Take this stick-drive and open the file 'John's Emotional Baggage'. It'll save a lot of time.'

Collected works

"Romeo,Romeo. Are you online,Romeo"

Financially Secure Romantic with sufficient fire in belly seeks damsel in distress...

"So, do you walk the talk? Replete the tweet? Sext the text?"

'That must be my computer date.'