Virtual Daters Gifts

'Rand and I decided to take our online relationship to a new level - real life.'

"Rayna, will you be my girlfriend?"

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

Right click for yes...

"Sure, it's more efficient. But I still miss shooting the arrows."

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

Online Dating

'Everybody on the internet now knows I'm a dog, so I'm pretending to be a cat.'

"You may now kiss the bride."

'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'

Kissable Frogs in Your Area

Sally and Doug had met online and were proving to be very compatible...

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

'Okay, but not in person -- I prefer on-line dating.'

"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

"That guy I just met is already texting me pictures of his plumage."

Today's love

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

'Long distance romances in the twenty first century.'

'Take this stick-drive and open the file 'John's Emotional Baggage'. It'll save a lot of time.'

Horny Nanny Seeks Lonely Goat Herd.

"I don't remember him or the meal or what movie we saw. All I remember is I wore the right jeans."

"Romeo,Romeo. Are you online,Romeo"

Financially Secure Romantic with sufficient fire in belly seeks damsel in distress...

"Can you tell me the story again about how you swiped right on Dad?"

"It all happened so fast. I met him online three years ago."

"You new personality that you downloaded off the Internet makes you irresistible."

'That must be my computer date.'

'When it said in her profile that she's a cosmo girl, I had something entirely different in mind!'

Online Dating for Dummies

"So, do you walk the talk? Replete the tweet? Sext the text?"

"What do you mean asking you to marry me via text wasn't romantic? Did you see the emoji with hearts for eyes I attached?"

"On the internet nobody knows you're a dog, but in person..."

We met online.

"...and if anyone here suspects that the algorithm that put these two together might be flawed, speak now..."