Internet Dater Gifts

Last night I met an interesting guy online. He's an Aries with a trust fund rising.

"Quick! She wants me to turn on my webcam!"

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

"I have to admit you look a lot different in person."

'Hello...On-line dating services? I want to report a computer error.'

'You're not a bit like your description on the web either.'

"I'm looking for a long-distance relationship."

'For a romantic anniversary I thought we'd go back to where we first met.'

"WE hooked up on spacebook."

"This might suit you. Somebody wants to meet a young man with an arresting personality."

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

Right click for yes...

"I met him on an online dating site. He was on their 'return' section."

"Sure, it's more efficient. But I still miss shooting the arrows."

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

Online Dating

"We met through the personals. We both were seeking someone 'Rubenesque'."

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'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

'Everybody on the internet now knows I'm a dog, so I'm pretending to be a cat.'

"You may now kiss the bride."

'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

Sally and Doug had met online and were proving to be very compatible...

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

"That guy I just met is already texting me pictures of his plumage."

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

Dating - "Oh, and she must have a sense of humour."

"Then again, an honest profile picture would not have got me a wonderful 'Duck Confit with a Chocolat Creme Brulee.'"

"Everybody meets online these days."

'Okay, but not in person -- I prefer on-line dating.'

Today's love

"That whole internet dating thing....It killed me, I tell ya."