Internet Dating Enthusiast Gifts

'Colin was at the very bottom of a steep learning curve where internet dating was concerned,'

"Yes. I'm Sexy_Lady081266. Why do you ask?"

Lonely fork looking for friends.

She knew that her online boyfriend would be just as sensitive in person.

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

"We first met on the net. We began to court, but between my foul mouth and Wilson being on the rebound...let's just say it was a long shot, but he pressed, and I was defenseless. Now, we're as 'hoopy' as can be."

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

'I really can't stay for dessert. Why don't you stay and DVR the rest of the date for me?'

"We met through the personals. We both were seeking someone 'Rubenesque'."

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

"That whole internet dating thing....It killed me, I tell ya."

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

"Yes, he was very nice, Mom, but he had to cut the date short because it was... 'report card time'!"

Dating - "Oh, and she must have a sense of humour."

"You lack spontaniety."

Tasty.

"I'm experiencing bouts of heavy breathing and dizziness when I'm speed dating!"

Biological Cuckoo clock

"Your profile said that you liked long walks on the beach."

Ostrich Bar

"Ideally, I'm looking for a guy who can make me smile."

"Your profile said you were a dog."

"I'm sorry, Brad, but I'm saving eye-contact for that special someone."

Young Pups In A Chat Room.

'The website made a mistake. Not 'erotic' - 'neurotic'.'

"No, it wasn't a typo on my profile site...I really am a nillionaire."

'You remind me of my ex-ex-ex.'

"I thought on your profile it said you were into 'BIKING'."

Women's Idea of Sharing/Men's Idea of Sharing.

When kissing a woman, try not to burp.

My personal ad specifically said I was a "dog person who enjoys walks on the beach."

'Are you ready to get hurt again?'

You looked different during our video chat.

"I'm hooking up with this guy who makes the funniest typos."

A Tree Grows In . . . Wherever.