Dating Enthusiasts Gifts

'Flowers, dinner, and a movie, and that's my last offer!'

'We met speed dating, had a whirlwind romance...'

"If we all waited for Mr Right to come along the human race would be extinct by now."

"I never go to bed with a man on the first date...so we'll have to make do with the sofa!"

"Do you know that idiot, he sounds like an owl?"

"I hit her on the head with my club! No reaction! I hit her again! Absolutely no reaction! I don't understand "the dating game" anymore!"

"At our age we shouldn't ignore the 'speed' part of 'speed dating!'

"Look, you've got a nice smile and some cool piercings. You just need to work on your personality."

"How can I tell if a girl likes me?"

'She says she'll go out with me if I can find a co-signer.'

'I know you have a hard time asking for date, but when you're talking to a woman never ask to hit the 'Easy Button'.'

'I hear he has no marriage precedent.'

Three different kinds of men.

'I can't understand it, I heard this place was a meat market.'

Rex would soon discover the eerie similarity between a playful growl and a warning growl.

Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

Romance

'Say baby - 'come live with me and be my love, and we will all the pleasures prove, that valleys, groves, hills and fields,woods or steepy mountain yields' - Marlowe.'

"We met through the personals. We both were seeking someone 'Rubenesque'."

'I really can't stay for dessert. Why don't you stay and DVR the rest of the date for me?'

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

'And she's got to have implants out to here.'

"Oh I have plenty of sex appeal. It's all here in my bank baalance."

'Romeo and Julietta'

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

"Yes, he was very nice, Mom, but he had to cut the date short because it was... 'report card time'!"

"You looked a lot bigger on your dating profile."

Dating - "Oh, and she must have a sense of humour."

"You lack spontaniety."

'He had bulging muscles and a wallet to match!'

Biological Cuckoo clock

"I'm experiencing bouts of heavy breathing and dizziness when I'm speed dating!"

"Ideally, I'm looking for a guy who can make me smile."

'What do you mean, I'm not your type?'