Dating Scene Enthusiast Gifts

I realize I make a lousy first impression, but compared to my second impression, it's great.

Alligator Bars

'Don't fall for his lines, he's a lyre bird...'

'He had bulging muscles and a wallet to match!'

'Do you realize what they are saying about me?'

Nah, He's not my stripe

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

Romance

"Can you romance me after my tiramisu?"

"She's just being Koi."

'One more for me an Tiffany, and one more for you and the road.'

"I'm Lester Holt, and this, is date night."

'I really can't stay for dessert. Why don't you stay and DVR the rest of the date for me?'

'Tomorrow we'll look back on this as a night to remember.'

"We met through the personals. We both were seeking someone 'Rubenesque'."

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

'And I love you too, darling, but there's the lust to think of.'

"Would you prefer the talking or the non-talking section?"

'We'll start with a menu and a glass of water.'

"No, I don't still think about him - I'm with YOU now."

Updated fairy tales - "Cinderella." Dating Service. It's not often we get a client looking for a specific shoe size.

"What do you mean it could've been better?"

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

"And for my next trick, I will confuse general politeness for chemistry."

Love Trap

"Yes, he was very nice, Mom, but he had to cut the date short because it was... 'report card time'!"

Heart to heart talk.

"Your press kit said you were lots of fun."

Dating - "Oh, and she must have a sense of humour."

"You lack spontaniety."

Romance

Film Lovers.

"I just love a nice knight out."

"The cheek of him! At the end of the first date, he wanted me to go to his home to roost!"

Lovers.