Dating Scene Fan Gifts

"She's just being Koi."

Updated fairy tales - "Cinderella." Dating Service. It's not often we get a client looking for a specific shoe size.

"I just love a nice knight out."

"I said, 'You must be waiting for 'Mr. Right,' too.'"

'Ok, Bachelor number 2: What's your idea of a perfect first date?'

'He had bulging muscles and a wallet to match!'

"Don't wait too long for Mr. Right or you'll end up with Mr. What's left!"

'Your place or mine? Both. You go to your place and I'll go to mine!'

"I had guys chase my tail, then one day I thought, hey, dummy, get rid of the middlemen and chase your own tail!"

"Hi!- standards need lowering?"

Alligator Bars

'Complements of the big smelly gentleman.'

Joe Hundredaire

"Here's one - 'Few-bricks-short-of-a-load seeks One-our-out-of-the-water.'."

"Something from our wine list?"

'You were wrong, Bob, that wasn't her come-hither look!'

"Do you really care or are you just being a good listener?"

Northern chat up lines: 'You don't sweat much for a fat lass'

I want to thank you for coming back to my place to see my etchings, Elaine, but I have a confession to make. I don't really have any etchings. I have an Etch-a-Sketch. !

Camel Personal Ads

'The lemon ice cream is delicious. What about yours?'

Date night between a Capricorn and Sagittarius.

"He's in his late somethings, but he's cute."

'Yes, I need to move: I'm starting to have a reputation on the bachelor scene here...'

Chick Magnet

Listen, I'm looking for more than just a roll in the mud!

'Well David Chuck, let's see your ideal partner...'

'Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.'

'It is so nice going out with a man who isn't weird.'

"You had me at hell..."

No pressure

"I asked her if she wanted to go to dinner. She said yes and then she went to dinner."

Nah, He's not my stripe

'So baby, ever thought about being on the bottom?'

"If you won't let me pay for dinner, at least let me pay for sex later."