Dating Scene Fan T-Shirts

"She's just being Koi."

"I just love a nice knight out."

"I said, 'You must be waiting for 'Mr. Right,' too.'"

'Ok, Bachelor number 2: What's your idea of a perfect first date?'

'He had bulging muscles and a wallet to match!'

"Don't wait too long for Mr. Right or you'll end up with Mr. What's left!"

"I had guys chase my tail, then one day I thought, hey, dummy, get rid of the middlemen and chase your own tail!"

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"Hi!- standards need lowering?"

'Your place or mine? Both. You go to your place and I'll go to mine!'

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'Complements of the big smelly gentleman.'

"Here's one - 'Few-bricks-short-of-a-load seeks One-our-out-of-the-water.'."

'You were wrong, Bob, that wasn't her come-hither look!'

"Do you really care or are you just being a good listener?"

Date night between a Capricorn and Sagittarius.

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'Yes, I need to move: I'm starting to have a reputation on the bachelor scene here...'

Northern chat up lines: 'You don't sweat much for a fat lass'

'The lemon ice cream is delicious. What about yours?'

"He's in his late somethings, but he's cute."

Listen, I'm looking for more than just a roll in the mud!

'Well David Chuck, let's see your ideal partner...'

'Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.'

'It is so nice going out with a man who isn't weird.'

"You had me at hell..."

Nah, He's not my stripe

"I asked her if she wanted to go to dinner. She said yes and then she went to dinner."

'So baby, ever thought about being on the bottom?'

"If you won't let me pay for dinner, at least let me pay for sex later."

"It's not you, Larry. I'm just tired of dating 'low hanging fruit'. "