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Sue meets another Winner

"She's just being Koi."

'He had bulging muscles and a wallet to match!'

Alligator Bars

'Complements of the big smelly gentleman.'

"So, tell me, how many guys have you slept with?"

'You were wrong, Bob, that wasn't her come-hither look!'

"Sorry I'm late... I was getting our date approved by my lawyer."

He's Tasty!

'Yes, I need to move: I'm starting to have a reputation on the bachelor scene here...'

Listen, I'm looking for more than just a roll in the mud!

"Honestly, Gwen! Sometimes they act as if we were pieces of meat!"

Dorothy and the singles bar

I am sorry you can't have Sonia,she is for display only.'

Nah, He's not my stripe

'The Body Shop'

'Hey baby, how 'bout we go back to my place and do a little family planning?'

'I knew he was intelligent when he agreed with everything I said'

'Hi. . . Um. . . Sorry, I thought you were someone else.'

'The name's Bond . . .Vagabond . . . '

"Nah, I just don't fancy it anymore."

"Oh, it's feeding time in Egoville?"

"You reek masculinity."

'I remember when sex on the first date was shocking. Now they don't even bother with a date!'

"So, what time do you get off?"

'Hi -- my name is Dave...', 'Whoa! -- this is moving WAY too fast for me!'

'This could be another chapter for my book on easy pickups.'

'I can't believe you actually JOINED the 'Psycho Girlfriend of the Month' Club!'

'I'm looking for a new wife - or one in mint condition.'

'...Anyway, enough about me. Tell me a little bit about yourself.'