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"Oh, it's feeding time in Egoville?"

'I sent out for everything.'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

Life is for the birds.

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

So Close..

"You do like octopus?"

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

"You're such a good listener."

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

"You're the lid to my pot."

"Waiter! Two of your finest menus!"

"Umm ... not sure what notes you'll detect on your palate, but it'll get you ripped."

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

Sauvignon Bonk

Why we need poetry. . .

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

Romantic Violinist.

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

"Something romantic, perhaps?"

"Do you mind?"

Romance

'We don't 'skimp' on the pour, sir; we're just generous with the glass.'

Try to guess the continent dining...

'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'

"I love you, you big fool."

'Eight years old, huh? If it's so good, why didn't somebody drink it eight years ago?'

"No, I really DO love you. It's just that my committee has some issues."

"Ladies first. Actually, it's safety first. But ladies are definitely a close second."

"Can you romance me after my tiramisu?"