Date Night Connoisseur T-Shirts

'I'm doing a wine tasting course, it's fascinating. . .'

'This dinner had everything necessary to make it perfect...Great food, candlelight, violinist... you clutching your chest after seeing the check.'

'Listen darling - they're playing our ring-tone!'

"I was really impressed by the way you sent back the wine, though it did come in second to the waiter's uppercut."

Coffee Date

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

Romantic Violinist.

Hello. I'm Ferdinand. I'll be monitoring the levels of bull at your table this evening. Menu. Menu.

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

Romance

"Can you romance me after my tiramisu?"

'One more for me an Tiffany, and one more for you and the road.'

"Deep-dish pizza calls for deep-glass beer."

'Tomorrow we'll look back on this as a night to remember.'

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"I'm Lester Holt, and this, is date night."

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

'Love me little, love me long.'

"Would you prefer the talking or the non-talking section?"

Drive in movies.

'And I love you too, darling, but there's the lust to think of.'

"You seem dangerous. I like that."

I'm your girlfriend and best friend so I get twice as many slices

'We'll start with a menu and a glass of water.'

"The cheek of him! At the end of the first date, he wanted me to go to his home to roost!"

"No, I don't still think about him - I'm with YOU now."

Romance

"What do you mean it could've been better?"

Love Trap

Heart to heart talk.

"Your press kit said you were lots of fun."

Film Lovers.

Lovers.