First Date Connoisseur T-Shirts

"Tell me about yourself... what you do, where you live, the last four digits of your social security number..."

Romantic Violinist.

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

"Can you romance me after my tiramisu?"

'One more for me an Tiffany, and one more for you and the road.'

"I'm Lester Holt, and this, is date night."

'Tomorrow we'll look back on this as a night to remember.'

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

'And I love you too, darling, but there's the lust to think of.'

"Would you prefer the talking or the non-talking section?"

'We'll start with a menu and a glass of water.'

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

Film Lovers.

"Your press kit said you were lots of fun."

Love Trap

"What do you mean it could've been better?"

Romance

"No, I don't still think about him - I'm with YOU now."

Heart to heart talk.

"The cheek of him! At the end of the first date, he wanted me to go to his home to roost!"

Lovers.

'I'm doing a wine tasting course, it's fascinating. . .'

"Your online profile says you like to foxtrot."

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

'I wanted something special...not another candlelight dinner!'

'Love's young dream or no, they're going to have to take a hunt!'

What do I want out of our relationship? Same thing anyone wants. Good value.

'The website made a mistake. Not 'erotic' - 'neurotic'.'

"My love language - I give words of affirmation when receiving gifts of cheese."

"I believe in love at first sight. It saves a lot of time."

"Oh-oh...the way she said 'Jason'...I think its time to define the relationship."

"They must be having a two-for-one promotion tonight."

"You look quite presentable when you make the effort. Your ex-wife always told me you scrubbed up well."

Joe, this is not my idea of 'paint night at the bar.'