First Date Aficionados T-Shirts

"I don't like people knowing things about me."

Hello. I'm Ferdinand. I'll be monitoring the levels of bull at your table this evening. Menu. Menu.

Romance

"Can you romance me after my tiramisu?"

'One more for me an Tiffany, and one more for you and the road.'

'Tomorrow we'll look back on this as a night to remember.'

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

"I'm Lester Holt, and this, is date night."

"I can't go much longer without your asking why I'm vegan."

'And she's got to have implants out to here.'

'And I love you too, darling, but there's the lust to think of.'

Drive in movies.

I'm your girlfriend and best friend so I get twice as many slices

"Oh I have plenty of sex appeal. It's all here in my bank baalance."

"Would you prefer the talking or the non-talking section?"

'We'll start with a menu and a glass of water.'

"Your press kit said you were lots of fun."

Heart to heart talk.

Love Trap

Film Lovers.

"No, I don't still think about him - I'm with YOU now."

Romance

"What do you mean it could've been better?"

"The cheek of him! At the end of the first date, he wanted me to go to his home to roost!"

Lovers.

'I wanted something special...not another candlelight dinner!'

"Your profile didn't mention you being a chewer."

"Your online profile says you like to foxtrot."

"It's the wine talking. I stopped speaking to you twenty minutes ago due to lack of interest."

'That's the last time I'm sitting in the front row!'

"I hope you don't think I'm the kind who would hibernate on the first date."

"They must be having a two-for-one promotion tonight."

"You look quite presentable when you make the effort. Your ex-wife always told me you scrubbed up well."

Romantic Coffee Dates