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"Of course you know nothing about me, whenever I try to tell you something you fall asleep!"

"I told you not to order the Zamboni."

"Tonight, you're dessert!"

"I recently recovered a crucial repressed memory. But then I forgot it."

A couple sitting beside the fireplace

"As this is our first date, perhaps I should tell you that I participate in several frequent liar programmes."

'Well, thanks for this evening. I haven't had a guy spend that much on me since sixth grade!'

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

'I totally agree. I don't want kids either. Definitely not the maternal type. That said, I would never rule them out.'

Bob's so adventurous. Just last week he took me to a cafe that only had two and a half stars on YELP."

Romance

Hello. I'm Ferdinand. I'll be monitoring the levels of bull at your table this evening. Menu. Menu.

"Do you mind?"

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

"Can you romance me after my tiramisu?"

'One more for me an Tiffany, and one more for you and the road.'

'I really can't stay for dessert. Why don't you stay and DVR the rest of the date for me?'

"We met through the personals. We both were seeking someone 'Rubenesque'."

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

'Tomorrow we'll look back on this as a night to remember.'

"I'm Lester Holt, and this, is date night."

Drive in movies.

"Would you prefer the talking or the non-talking section?"

He was a nerd. But he was her nerd.

'And I love you too, darling, but there's the lust to think of.'

I'm your girlfriend and best friend so I get twice as many slices

" I'm sorry. I was so busy listening to myself talk that I forgot what I was saying."

'We'll start with a menu and a glass of water.'

'S'more wine?'

Love Trap

"What do you mean it could've been better?"

"The cheek of him! At the end of the first date, he wanted me to go to his home to roost!"

Film Lovers.

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

"Yes, he was very nice, Mom, but he had to cut the date short because it was... 'report card time'!"