Date Night Enthusiasts Mugs

"Of course you know nothing about me, whenever I try to tell you something you fall asleep!"

"I told you not to order the Zamboni."

"Tonight, you're dessert!"

"I recently recovered a crucial repressed memory. But then I forgot it."

A couple sitting beside the fireplace

"As this is our first date, perhaps I should tell you that I participate in several frequent liar programmes."

'Well, thanks for this evening. I haven't had a guy spend that much on me since sixth grade!'

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

'I totally agree. I don't want kids either. Definitely not the maternal type. That said, I would never rule them out.'

Bob's so adventurous. Just last week he took me to a cafe that only had two and a half stars on YELP."

Romance

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

"Can you romance me after my tiramisu?"

'One more for me an Tiffany, and one more for you and the road.'

'Tomorrow we'll look back on this as a night to remember.'

"We met through the personals. We both were seeking someone 'Rubenesque'."

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

'I really can't stay for dessert. Why don't you stay and DVR the rest of the date for me?'

"Would you prefer the talking or the non-talking section?"

He was a nerd. But he was her nerd.

I'm your girlfriend and best friend so I get twice as many slices

'And I love you too, darling, but there's the lust to think of.'

Drive in movies.

'We'll start with a menu and a glass of water.'

" I'm sorry. I was so busy listening to myself talk that I forgot what I was saying."

'S'more wine?'

'Come on dear, don't be shy: This little she-chameleon just wants to play...'

"Yes, he was very nice, Mom, but he had to cut the date short because it was... 'report card time'!"

Love Trap

"Your press kit said you were lots of fun."

"What do you mean it could've been better?"

"It's an app that lets me know when I'm bored."

Film Lovers.

Dating - "Oh, and she must have a sense of humour."

"No, I don't still think about him - I'm with YOU now."