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Romantic Coffee Dates

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

"Can you romance me after my tiramisu?"

Romance

'One more for me an Tiffany, and one more for you and the road.'

'Tomorrow we'll look back on this as a night to remember.'

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

'...And then, I guess our relationship got TOO meaningful.'

"We met through the personals. We both were seeking someone 'Rubenesque'."

'I really can't stay for dessert. Why don't you stay and DVR the rest of the date for me?'

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

Drive in movies.

"Would you prefer the talking or the non-talking section?"

I'm your girlfriend and best friend so I get twice as many slices

Dialogue

'And I love you too, darling, but there's the lust to think of.'

'We'll start with a menu and a glass of water.'

In Desperate Straits.

Romance

Dating - "Oh, and she must have a sense of humour."

"The cheek of him! At the end of the first date, he wanted me to go to his home to roost!"

Film Lovers.

Heart to heart talk.

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

"Your press kit said you were lots of fun."

"You lack spontaniety."

"What do you mean it could've been better?"

Love Birds love just being together

Love Trap

"No, I don't still think about him - I'm with YOU now."

'Come on dear, don't be shy: This little she-chameleon just wants to play...'

"Yes, he was very nice, Mom, but he had to cut the date short because it was... 'report card time'!"