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'Don't fall for his lines, he's a lyre bird...'

'He had bulging muscles and a wallet to match!'

'Do you realize what they are saying about me?'

Nah, He's not my stripe

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

Romance

"Can you romance me after my tiramisu?"

"She's just being Koi."

'One more for me an Tiffany, and one more for you and the road.'

'Tomorrow we'll look back on this as a night to remember.'

"We met through the personals. We both were seeking someone 'Rubenesque'."

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

'I really can't stay for dessert. Why don't you stay and DVR the rest of the date for me?'

'And I love you too, darling, but there's the lust to think of.'

"Would you prefer the talking or the non-talking section?"

'We'll start with a menu and a glass of water.'

"The cheek of him! At the end of the first date, he wanted me to go to his home to roost!"

"No, I don't still think about him - I'm with YOU now."

"Yes, he was very nice, Mom, but he had to cut the date short because it was... 'report card time'!"

"What do you mean it could've been better?"

Dating - "Oh, and she must have a sense of humour."

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

Film Lovers.

"I just love a nice knight out."

"And for my next trick, I will confuse general politeness for chemistry."

"You lack spontaniety."

Love Trap

"Your press kit said you were lots of fun."

Romance

Heart to heart talk.

Lovers.

'I wanted something special...not another candlelight dinner!'

"Your online profile says you like to foxtrot."

Biological Cuckoo clock