Dating Scene Appreciator T-Shirts

'Hi. . . Um. . . Sorry, I thought you were someone else.'

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

"She's just being Koi."

"We met through the personals. We both were seeking someone 'Rubenesque'."

'I really can't stay for dessert. Why don't you stay and DVR the rest of the date for me?'

Updated fairy tales - "Cinderella." Dating Service. It's not often we get a client looking for a specific shoe size.

Dating - "Oh, and she must have a sense of humour."

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

"I just love a nice knight out."

"And for my next trick, I will confuse general politeness for chemistry."

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

"You lack spontaniety."

"Yes, he was very nice, Mom, but he had to cut the date short because it was... 'report card time'!"

Couple kissing by a 'Ped Xing and Oing' sign.

'He had bulging muscles and a wallet to match!'

"I'm experiencing bouts of heavy breathing and dizziness when I'm speed dating!"

Biological Cuckoo clock

"Ideally, I'm looking for a guy who can make me smile."

Ostrich Bar

"Don't wait too long for Mr. Right or you'll end up with Mr. What's left!"

'Your place or mine? Both. You go to your place and I'll go to mine!'

My personal ad specifically said I was a "dog person who enjoys walks on the beach."

"Hi!- standards need lowering?"

Women's Idea of Sharing/Men's Idea of Sharing.

'Are you ready to get hurt again?'

'You remind me of my ex-ex-ex.'

Alligator Bars

"I had guys chase my tail, then one day I thought, hey, dummy, get rid of the middlemen and chase your own tail!"

When kissing a woman, try not to burp.

A Tree Grows In . . . Wherever.

"I've become so good at dating—relationships that used to take months now last a matter of days."

"Ask me anything you want about Water Cress!"

I've been going on a lot of first dates lately, but nobody wants to go out with me for a second date on Valentine's Day. The architect made other plans and the banker has no interest in seeing me again. The pilot doesn't see our relationship getting off the ground and the teacher thinks one date was enough --- she said she learned her lesson. What about the dietitian? I thought you two had a great time. We did --- but she's looking for somebody higher up the food chain.

"Yes, we met on a blind date, or in your father's case, a blind drunk date."

"What if I dress up like a Chihuahua?"