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'The name's Bond . . .Vagabond . . . '

"She's just being Koi."

'When he said it would be 'me and him against the world' I had no idea everyone was already mad at him.'

"I just love a nice knight out."

'He had bulging muscles and a wallet to match!'

"Don't wait too long for Mr. Right or you'll end up with Mr. What's left!"

'The blond guy is a forward and the other guy is a wing.'

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"I had guys chase my tail, then one day I thought, hey, dummy, get rid of the middlemen and chase your own tail!"

'Your place or mine? Both. You go to your place and I'll go to mine!'

"Hi!- standards need lowering?"

'Complements of the big smelly gentleman.'

"I need a man who will commit."

'Gosh, Cindylou, you can't judge a guy solely on how he eats spaghetti!'

"If they say 'Rubensesque' in their profile, they mean they're a Botero."

'Gordon is the latest in a series of unfulfilling relationships.'

'You were wrong, Bob, that wasn't her come-hither look!'

"To the most beautiful girl in the world... Happy Valentine's Day!"

Listen, I'm looking for more than just a roll in the mud!

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'Yes, I need to move: I'm starting to have a reputation on the bachelor scene here...'

'Hi, I'm Sheldon, and I want to speak to you about perception management!'

"She doesn't have the hots for you. She doesn't even have the lukewarms for you."

Northern chat up lines: 'You don't sweat much for a fat lass'

Nerd night out.

"I could see my mating dance had caught her eye, so I put more energy into it, but I ended up sweaty and out of breath: she lost interest then. . ."

"So me heartie, what's say you and I 'hook up' a bit later?"

'It is so nice going out with a man who isn't weird.'

Traumatized by the event, Goldilocks was never able to have a relationship with a hairy man: 'EEK!': 'This is my last blind date!'

"I asked her if she wanted to go to dinner. She said yes and then she went to dinner."

Nah, He's not my stripe

'So baby, ever thought about being on the bottom?'