Dating Scene Analyst T-Shirts

"Check it out! In nature, females are in charge...they select their mates!"

"She's just being Koi."

"I just love a nice knight out."

"I'll give you my unconditional love - on one condition."

"I'm not ready to put you on my favorites contact list, but I will add you to a group text."

'He had bulging muscles and a wallet to match!'

'The blond guy is a forward and the other guy is a wing.'

"Don't wait too long for Mr. Right or you'll end up with Mr. What's left!"

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"I had guys chase my tail, then one day I thought, hey, dummy, get rid of the middlemen and chase your own tail!"

'Your place or mine? Both. You go to your place and I'll go to mine!'

"I love it when you quote my blog back to me."

"Hi!- standards need lowering?"

'Complements of the big smelly gentleman.'

"So, tell me, how many guys have you slept with?"

"I need a man who will commit."

The Giant Guardsman Chapters IX and x.

"If you think you've earned this by consistently retweeting my tweets -- you're right."

'I'm normally a leg man, but in your case.'

'You were wrong, Bob, that wasn't her come-hither look!'

"Rick, here, is totally passive, and you always have to be in control, so I thought you might like each other."

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Listen, I'm looking for more than just a roll in the mud!

Young Accountants in Love: 'I didn't reach the same conclusion, Phil. In fact, my preliminary figures indicate we just can't go on meeting like this!'

"Hitting me on the head with your club and dragging me by my hair back to the cave is not my idea of seduction."

"So me heartie, what's say you and I 'hook up' a bit later?"

Northern chat up lines: 'You don't sweat much for a fat lass'

'Yes, I need to move: I'm starting to have a reputation on the bachelor scene here...'

'It is so nice going out with a man who isn't weird.'

"I asked her if she wanted to go to dinner. She said yes and then she went to dinner."