Dating Game Analyst T-Shirts

'Man, we're never gonna get any ladies with that guy around.'

"Check it out! In nature, females are in charge...they select their mates!"

I really think I can handle this date on my own. Lemme ask you something. Would you trust me alone with a ybot 340? An Xbox 360? They changed the name? Okay. But you cannot hit on my date. I'm only here to help.

'I don't like Gerald as a person, but I like him as a concept.'

"Listen to me, Nathan. Chicks love bad boys."

Boyfriend of the Month.

Yeah, you're right. She's playing hard-to-get.

A man reads a book called 'Opening Lines' while a woman reads a book called 'Brush Offs'.

"Instead of making a long-term commitment to marriage, I've decided to lease a man."

'Ok, Bachelor number 2: What's your idea of a perfect first date?'

"I'll give you my unconditional love - on one condition."

"I'm not ready to put you on my favorites contact list, but I will add you to a group text."

The Stages of Wine

'Standing on tiptoe waving your claw may attract a crab, but it certainly doesn't woo me.'

'Unlike Wall Street, with its strict rules regulating insider trading, 'Love Street' remains un-regulated, and I'm pleases to let you know now, before the official announcement, that the position of Rolf Fusco's girlfriend is open.'

"I love it when you quote my blog back to me."

'Wow!... Look at the personality on her!'

The Giant Guardsman Chapters IX and x.

"Why do I always choose 'The Bad Boy'?"

"Tell your date you're a vegetarian before he orders that expensive gourmet dinner."

Dating Rule #1. Repeat after me: I need some space. I need some space. Got it. Good. Make sure you tell that to Laurel all the time. But

"Not so fast, Casanova! I want to get to know a man and his intentions better before I allow him to accompany me to the cinema!"

'This is a simple proclamation-of-lack-of-interest date.'

Tom prepares for his hot date.

Cards Blind Dating Game

'The object is to get the ball into either of those two nets.' - 'It would help if the men didn't get in each other's way so much.'

"I fancy tall men."

"There's something different about you."

"I'm a simple man, really."

"I just don't want to be the rebound iguana."

'I'm normally a leg man, but in your case.'

'Well thank you Igor!! I spend all night making small talk with the blonde and Mr. googly eyes has to show up!!'

"If you think you've earned this by consistently retweeting my tweets -- you're right."

Babe magnet

'No thanks! Playing doctor is how my folks ended up getting married.'