Dating Game Player T-Shirts

'...then, after you buy me dinner, we could go back to my place and maybe...'

"There's something different about you."

'My perfume? Actually, it's called 'insect repellent' but at the moment it doesn't seem to be working.'

'I'm 50 percent lovable and 50 percent bitch. Don't push it.'

"Did you score with the twins last night?"

"She's just being Koi."

scrabble love

"You may now kiss the bride."

"Am I through to the next round?"

'Come on dear, don't be shy: This little she-chameleon just wants to play...'

'Ok, Bachelor number 2: What's your idea of a perfect first date?'

Young man and young lady talking flirtatiously over a game of billiards

'I take playing footsie very seriously, Jane. You may have won the first two rounds, but let's make it three out of five.'

"I'm sorry, Brad, but I'm saving eye-contact for that special someone."

Cards Blind Dating Game

"You get your money back if your don't get laid in seven days."

"I fancy tall men."

'To learn more about me, swipe my forehead with your smart phone.'

"But it's supposed to be recreational sex, not guilt sex."

'I presume you're here seeking a nice male troll?'

A woman in her underwear slam dunks hearts into a basketball hoop.

"Spin the Noodle"

'Oh yeah? Well step outside to my hotel room and say that.'

'Alright, alright - you win this row. Let's make it best out of three.'

"If you won't let me pay for dinner, at least let me pay for sex later."

"You were right! 'Love' means nothing to him."

"You've got a new boyfriend - mummy has too!"

"Oh, Harold would never divorce me. I hold the key to his heart. . . and one to a certain safety deposit box!"

Mona Lisa in a bar: 'Forget it, Ted...she's way out of your league!'

'I finally found Mr Right!'

"You are just playing hard to get."

'Look Mandy! I don't get it! How do you expect Casey to show any interest in you, if you're just going to sit here and play hard to get?!' (board game).

"Good to meet you, too, Sarah. See you in the A.M."

"Don't worry, we only went out once. I never saw him naked - not until now, of course."

"Ignore that bottom feeder, Gloria!"