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"Oh, Harold would never divorce me. I hold the key to his heart. . . and one to a certain safety deposit box!"

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

I really think I can handle this date on my own. Lemme ask you something. Would you trust me alone with a ybot 340? An Xbox 360? They changed the name? Okay. But you cannot hit on my date. I'm only here to help.

A couple dressed as a knife and fork

"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."

Paint pots in love

scrabble love

"You may now kiss the bride."

Urns in love

(Man with 'BEFORE sign): 'My wife says I'm a work-in-progress.'

"Our therapist couple be so proud of us now."

"I'm not laughing at you, dear-I'm laughing with everyone but you."

"Take a look - that's us in ninety years."

"Maybe what she really wants you to do is rub her tummy."

"Am I through to the next round?"

' You're wonderful.' 'I know.'

'Ok, Bachelor number 2: What's your idea of a perfect first date?'

An evening with Stanley Bucholtz, relationship MD,,,tonight: 'Just ONE evening,,,'

'Here's to being in love, in a hurry, and in debt.'

Tunnel of Love and the Tunnel of Mutual Respect and Admiration.

Speech-bubble-head-boy loves think-bubble-head-girl.

Growing Love

"After two years of dating, we decided it was finally time to move in together."

Noughts and crosses hugging and kissing.

Hold on

Couple

'We've entered the 'password sharing' phase of our relationship!'

Young man and young lady talking flirtatiously over a game of billiards

"Maybe I will and maybe I won't - You're not prejudiced against transvestites, are you?"

Going into the relationship, Tom knew Loretta was a package deal.

What are you doing? You promised we'd watch it together!

"Too desperate?"

Love

'Relax babe, that's me before the operation,'

"I'm looking for a man who has an unwavering character, except when he's talking to me."