Relationship Gamer Pillows

"Oh, Harold would never divorce me. I hold the key to his heart. . . and one to a certain safety deposit box!"

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

Paint pots in love

A couple dressed as a knife and fork

"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."

"Our therapist couple be so proud of us now."

Urns in love

scrabble love

"You may now kiss the bride."

(Man with 'BEFORE sign): 'My wife says I'm a work-in-progress.'

"I'm not laughing at you, dear-I'm laughing with everyone but you."

"Am I through to the next round?"

"Maybe what she really wants you to do is rub her tummy."

"Take a look - that's us in ninety years."

' You're wonderful.' 'I know.'

An evening with Stanley Bucholtz, relationship MD,,,tonight: 'Just ONE evening,,,'

'Ok, Bachelor number 2: What's your idea of a perfect first date?'

'Here's to being in love, in a hurry, and in debt.'

"After two years of dating, we decided it was finally time to move in together."

Tunnel of Love and the Tunnel of Mutual Respect and Admiration.

Speech-bubble-head-boy loves think-bubble-head-girl.

Couple

Growing Love

'We've entered the 'password sharing' phase of our relationship!'

Young man and young lady talking flirtatiously over a game of billiards

Going into the relationship, Tom knew Loretta was a package deal.

"Maybe I will and maybe I won't - You're not prejudiced against transvestites, are you?"

'Not an orgasm, just the bed springs, I'm afraid.'

"Too desperate?"

Love

"I'm looking for a man who has an unwavering character, except when he's talking to me."