Relationship Game Enthusiast Pillows

'Alright, alright - you win this row. Let's make it best out of three.'

Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'

"You don't whisper anymore."

"I can't believe he brought her."

Paint pots in love

"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."

scrabble love

(Man with 'BEFORE sign): 'My wife says I'm a work-in-progress.'

Urns in love

"You may now kiss the bride."

"Take a look - that's us in ninety years."

"Maybe what she really wants you to do is rub her tummy."

"I'm not laughing at you, dear-I'm laughing with everyone but you."

"Am I through to the next round?"

' You're wonderful.' 'I know.'

'Here's to being in love, in a hurry, and in debt.'

An evening with Stanley Bucholtz, relationship MD,,,tonight: 'Just ONE evening,,,'

'Ok, Bachelor number 2: What's your idea of a perfect first date?'

Growing Love

Tunnel of Love and the Tunnel of Mutual Respect and Admiration.

"After two years of dating, we decided it was finally time to move in together."

Speech-bubble-head-boy loves think-bubble-head-girl.

'We've entered the 'password sharing' phase of our relationship!'

Young man and young lady talking flirtatiously over a game of billiards

"Maybe I will and maybe I won't - You're not prejudiced against transvestites, are you?"

Going into the relationship, Tom knew Loretta was a package deal.

"You call that worrying?"

"Too desperate?"

'Not an orgasm, just the bed springs, I'm afraid.'

'Would you like a romantic table or are you married?'

Love

"I'm looking for a man who has an unwavering character, except when he's talking to me."