Relationship Game Enthusiast Pillows

'Alright, alright - you win this row. Let's make it best out of three.'

Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'

"I can't believe he brought her."

"You don't whisper anymore."

Paint pots in love

"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."

I really think I can handle this date on my own. Lemme ask you something. Would you trust me alone with a ybot 340? An Xbox 360? They changed the name? Okay. But you cannot hit on my date. I'm only here to help.

Urns in love

(Man with 'BEFORE sign): 'My wife says I'm a work-in-progress.'

"You may now kiss the bride."

scrabble love

"Take a look - that's us in ninety years."

"Maybe what she really wants you to do is rub her tummy."

"Am I through to the next round?"

"I'm not laughing at you, dear-I'm laughing with everyone but you."

' You're wonderful.' 'I know.'

'Ok, Bachelor number 2: What's your idea of a perfect first date?'

'Here's to being in love, in a hurry, and in debt.'

An evening with Stanley Bucholtz, relationship MD,,,tonight: 'Just ONE evening,,,'

Tunnel of Love and the Tunnel of Mutual Respect and Admiration.

Growing Love

Speech-bubble-head-boy loves think-bubble-head-girl.

"After two years of dating, we decided it was finally time to move in together."

Hold on

'We've entered the 'password sharing' phase of our relationship!'

Young man and young lady talking flirtatiously over a game of billiards

What are you doing? You promised we'd watch it together!

"Maybe I will and maybe I won't - You're not prejudiced against transvestites, are you?"

Going into the relationship, Tom knew Loretta was a package deal.

It's obvious anniversaries are the lynchpin of the big oil conspiracy. What? Husbands forget them. Which leads to wives pummeling them. Which leads to men making sure they don't forget again. All you had to do was mark it in your calendar! What do you think pens are made of? Pummeling will now commence.

Love

"Too desperate?"

'Relax babe, that's me before the operation,'

"I'm looking for a man who has an unwavering character, except when he's talking to me."

'Would you like a romantic table or are you married?'