Relationships Enthusiast Pillows

'Fred, we can't continue this way. You were released from prison six months ago.'

Bear Costume

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'

I only have eyes for you

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

Klimt Kiss Phones

Who Will blink First Hugs.

"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."

Paint pots in love

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

Happy Valentine's Day.

Love is in the air...

'Say baby - 'come live with me and be my love, and we will all the pleasures prove, that valleys, groves, hills and fields,woods or steepy mountain yields' - Marlowe.'

'My serotonin levels have maxed-out, my brain is awash in glucocoriticoids and, if it weren't for my leveling endogenous opiates, I'd float out that window!'

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

'...And then, I guess our relationship got TOO meaningful.'

Funnel of Love

'I really can't stay for dessert. Why don't you stay and DVR the rest of the date for me?'

Funnel of Love

"Our bond is stronger because we chose each other."

Love

"We met through the personals. We both were seeking someone 'Rubenesque'."

Champagne Bubble

A young couple in love.

"You wanted a romantic getaway, so...get away."

Love Birds love snuggles

Swan Lake's Odette and Siegfried

Mating rituals

The Tunnel Of Love

Words of Love

(Man with 'BEFORE sign): 'My wife says I'm a work-in-progress.'

You're my Venus