Relationship Aficionados Pillows

Rob and Maria dated for months, until the day he realized she was made entirely out of soy.

'Let's get a divorce while we still love one another.'

'That's one of those May-December love affairs. He's 251 years old, and she can't be a day over 135!'

Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'

"We’ve nailed guitar-solo-face. Time to try playing instruments."

"I'm just saying. This would be even MORE romantic if we couldn't see in the dark."

"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."

Paint pots in love

'Say baby - 'come live with me and be my love, and we will all the pleasures prove, that valleys, groves, hills and fields,woods or steepy mountain yields' - Marlowe.'

Mantis Love

Two birds sharing a bowl of worms.

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

'Romeo and Julietta'

(Man with 'BEFORE sign): 'My wife says I'm a work-in-progress.'

Urns in love

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

"I opened the last of the emergency wine."

"Maybe what she really wants you to do is rub her tummy."

"Take a look - that's us in ninety years."

Tongue in the ear...

"I'm not laughing at you, dear-I'm laughing with everyone but you."

' You're wonderful.' 'I know.'

An evening with Stanley Bucholtz, relationship MD,,,tonight: 'Just ONE evening,,,'

'Here's to being in love, in a hurry, and in debt.'

Growing Love

Tunnel of Love and the Tunnel of Mutual Respect and Admiration.

"Erm, I don't think it meant just before the ceremony!!"

Speech-bubble-head-boy loves think-bubble-head-girl.

Hold on

"After two years of dating, we decided it was finally time to move in together."

'We've entered the 'password sharing' phase of our relationship!'

'I'm developing a foot fetish.'

'We're finally in - but how will we get out?'

'What do you mean, I'm not your type?'

"Can you tell me the story again about how you swiped right on Dad?"