Friendship Aficionados Pillows

Lady to lady regarding lady in glass case: 'Friends are great to have in an emergency.'

'I hate SOBs who remember everybody's name!'

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

"Call me?"

"We’ve nailed guitar-solo-face. Time to try playing instruments."

"I hate it when we fight."

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

Two birds sharing a bowl of worms.

"I'll be honest with you, I've been around the block a few times."

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

"Most women find me too cutthroat."

"I opened the last of the emergency wine."

Today, proud and accomplished the career woman re-enters the dating world, ready at last to meet the man of her dreams. . .

"Stupid – yet irresistible."

'The mask?... Oh, I always try to obscure my face a little, at parties. Just to give the other guys a fighting chance.'

"But the real treasure is spending time with friends."

"Sorry I'm late: my parents insisted I wear protection on our first date, so I stopped to buy a flea-collar..."

Tongue in the ear...

'That's it gentlemen, we're broke. Anybody know any good jokes?'

"Wow, you look sexy today."

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

'That's one of those May-December love affairs. He's 251 years old, and she can't be a day over 135!'

"Got any cards saying friendship is priceless under 5 bucks?"

'Yes, I'm nocturnal, or you could say, a certified daydreamer...'

"Since my divorce I thought I'd never laugh again. Then I noticed your toupee."

Love in Boom

Banana Smoothie

'Sharing is saying you're my friend, without having to say 'you're my friend'.'

'The gentleman at the end of the bar would like to buy you an aphrodisiac.'

'We're finally in - but how will we get out?'

A Friend in Need.

Welcome Bureaucrats! (Convention of bureaucrats).

"Wanna be my default best friend?"

A couple holding hands