Friendship Fanatic Pillows

"You're kidding! That's your best friend!"

A Friend in Need.

So Emma's like, "You told him that?" and Sarah goes, "Well, yeah, hello!" and Emma's like, "No way!" and

'We first got together when his tribe laid him off,'

'Your mum says it's okay for you to sleep over in my pouch.'

'I'm sorry, John, but we can only ever be friends.' 'HA! You'd be killed in the rush of all the girls who only want to be my friend.'

"What's wrong with Gaby?"

"Don't leave me dangling!"

"It's a deal. Help me find the acorns I buried and I'll help you find your bones."

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

The Fourth Little Pig

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

The tooth fairy.

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

Dragon Hair-dryer.

Lady of the bath...

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

I only have eyes for you

More Reasons To Beware Of Dog

So you're a mocking bird...

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

Boy and Bear and Monster

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

"One side is for depression, the other is for anxiety, and if you're still confused make an appointment with the cat."

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

"I hate it when we fight."

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

Star Wars vs Star Trek

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"