Friendship Aficionados Gifts

Lady to lady regarding lady in glass case: 'Friends are great to have in an emergency.'

'I hate SOBs who remember everybody's name!'

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

"Call me?"

"We’ve nailed guitar-solo-face. Time to try playing instruments."

"I hate it when we fight."

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

"Most women find me too cutthroat."

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

"I'll be honest with you, I've been around the block a few times."

"I opened the last of the emergency wine."

"Stupid – yet irresistible."

"Sorry I'm late: my parents insisted I wear protection on our first date, so I stopped to buy a flea-collar..."

Today, proud and accomplished the career woman re-enters the dating world, ready at last to meet the man of her dreams. . .

'The mask?... Oh, I always try to obscure my face a little, at parties. Just to give the other guys a fighting chance.'

Tongue in the ear...

"But the real treasure is spending time with friends."

'That's it gentlemen, we're broke. Anybody know any good jokes?'

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

'Yes, I'm nocturnal, or you could say, a certified daydreamer...'

Banana Smoothie

'That's one of those May-December love affairs. He's 251 years old, and she can't be a day over 135!'

"Got any cards saying friendship is priceless under 5 bucks?"

"Wow, you look sexy today."

"Since my divorce I thought I'd never laugh again. Then I noticed your toupee."

Love in Boom

'Sharing is saying you're my friend, without having to say 'you're my friend'.'

'The gentleman at the end of the bar would like to buy you an aphrodisiac.'

'We're finally in - but how will we get out?'

A Friend in Need.

Welcome Bureaucrats! (Convention of bureaucrats).

"I'll tell you what he's got that we haven't - a bigger leaf!"

A couple holding hands

"I'm gonna talk to her. How's my breath?"

"Lisa, your playdate is here!"