Affection Aficionados Gifts

Tongue in the ear...

"Call me?"

"I'm just saying. This would be even MORE romantic if we couldn't see in the dark."

Sitting in a tree

"We’ve nailed guitar-solo-face. Time to try playing instruments."

Valentine Day

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

Mantis Love

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

"Most women find me too cutthroat."

"I'll be honest with you, I've been around the block a few times."

"I opened the last of the emergency wine."

Love Birds love just being together

"This could be the marriage all our other marriages were for!"

Today, proud and accomplished the career woman re-enters the dating world, ready at last to meet the man of her dreams. . .

"Sorry I'm late: my parents insisted I wear protection on our first date, so I stopped to buy a flea-collar..."

"Since my divorce I thought I'd never laugh again. Then I noticed your toupee."

You just keep giving.

Banana Smoothie

'That's one of those May-December love affairs. He's 251 years old, and she can't be a day over 135!'

'We're finally in - but how will we get out?'

"Legs up to here!"

"I'm gonna talk to her. How's my breath?"

'He's not getting lucky tonight. He smells too good.'

A small heart within a big heart.

"Oh Darling, you're spoiling me! I've never tried tropical fish!"

'You're a filthy pig, Gordon! I guess that's why I love you so much.'

A couple holding hands

"I hope you don't think I'm the kind who would hibernate on the first date."

"I'll tell you what he's got that we haven't - a bigger leaf!"

I can't bear to be without you.

Free love

'I even love the way you snore!'

"It's me, Lucky—you can drop the best-friend shtick."