Affection Aficionados Prints

Tongue in the ear...

"Call me?"

"I'm just saying. This would be even MORE romantic if we couldn't see in the dark."

Sitting in a tree

"We’ve nailed guitar-solo-face. Time to try playing instruments."

Mantis Love

Valentine Day

Two birds sharing a bowl of worms.

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

"I'll be honest with you, I've been around the block a few times."

"Most women find me too cutthroat."

"I opened the last of the emergency wine."

"This could be the marriage all our other marriages were for!"

"Sorry I'm late: my parents insisted I wear protection on our first date, so I stopped to buy a flea-collar..."

Love Birds love just being together

Today, proud and accomplished the career woman re-enters the dating world, ready at last to meet the man of her dreams. . .

"Since my divorce I thought I'd never laugh again. Then I noticed your toupee."

You just keep giving.

Banana Smoothie

'That's one of those May-December love affairs. He's 251 years old, and she can't be a day over 135!'

'I'm developing a foot fetish.'

'We're finally in - but how will we get out?'

"It's me, Lucky—you can drop the best-friend shtick."

'I even love the way you snore!'

Free love

A couple holding hands

"I'm gonna talk to her. How's my breath?"

"Oh Darling, you're spoiling me! I've never tried tropical fish!"

'He's not getting lucky tonight. He smells too good.'

'You're a filthy pig, Gordon! I guess that's why I love you so much.'

"I hope you don't think I'm the kind who would hibernate on the first date."

'Wow, 600 lbs of dark chocolate signals that you won't mind my inevitable obesity.'

"I'll tell you what he's got that we haven't - a bigger leaf!"

A small heart within a big heart.