Affection Enthusiasts Prints

A couple holding hands

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'

Sitting in a tree

'Say baby - 'come live with me and be my love, and we will all the pleasures prove, that valleys, groves, hills and fields,woods or steepy mountain yields' - Marlowe.'

'...And then, I guess our relationship got TOO meaningful.'

Valentine Day

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

'Romeo and Julietta'

Dialogue

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

Love Birds love just being together

"But the real treasure is spending time with friends."

Tongue in the ear...

Valentines Balloons

Waterfall of Disappointment

'That's one of those May-December love affairs. He's 251 years old, and she can't be a day over 135!'

You just keep giving.

'Henry, cut that out.'

'I don't know about you, but he was really beginning to get on my nerves.'

"Arouse Me!"

Whale Romance

A man and woman watch a couple kiss in the clouds.

"Got any cards saying friendship is priceless under 5 bucks?"

Strangers. Friends. Lovers. Spouses.

'Sharing is saying you're my friend, without having to say 'you're my friend'.'

"Can you tell me the story again about how you swiped right on Dad?"

'What do you mean, I'm not your type?'

'Would you like a romantic table or are you married?'

Cupid

'I can lash out at you, unlike with other girls.'

"Lisa, your playdate is here!"

"You complete me, Barbara."

Dreaming of Love