Affection Enthusiasts Gifts

A couple holding hands

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'

Sitting in a tree

'Say baby - 'come live with me and be my love, and we will all the pleasures prove, that valleys, groves, hills and fields,woods or steepy mountain yields' - Marlowe.'

Valentine Day

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

'...And then, I guess our relationship got TOO meaningful.'

'Romeo and Julietta'

Dialogue

Love Birds love just being together

"The best thing about our relationship is that we keep growing together."

Tongue in the ear...

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

"But the real treasure is spending time with friends."

Valentines Balloons

Waterfall of Disappointment

Whale Romance

'Henry, cut that out.'

'That's one of those May-December love affairs. He's 251 years old, and she can't be a day over 135!'

A man and woman watch a couple kiss in the clouds.

Strangers. Friends. Lovers. Spouses.

You make me want to be a better bum.

'I don't know about you, but he was really beginning to get on my nerves.'

You just keep giving.

"Arouse Me!"

"Got any cards saying friendship is priceless under 5 bucks?"

'Sharing is saying you're my friend, without having to say 'you're my friend'.'

'What do you mean, I'm not your type?'

"Can you tell me the story again about how you swiped right on Dad?"

'Would you like a romantic table or are you married?'

Dreaming of Love

"You complete me, Barbara."

A small heart within a big heart.

'I can lash out at you, unlike with other girls.'