Amour Enthusiast Gifts

Romances

Bear Costume

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

Cupid and Targets

I only have eyes for you

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."

Paint pots in love

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

Happy Valentine's Day.

Who Will blink First Hugs.

'I now pronounce you man and wife, you now may kiss you sweet little bachelor butt goodbye.'

Klimt Kiss Phones

"This will be hilarious!"

'I love it when you spoon me.'

'Sometimes it's difficult to get their feelings to the surface.'

'My serotonin levels have maxed-out, my brain is awash in glucocoriticoids and, if it weren't for my leveling endogenous opiates, I'd float out that window!'

'Say baby - 'come live with me and be my love, and we will all the pleasures prove, that valleys, groves, hills and fields,woods or steepy mountain yields' - Marlowe.'

Love is in the air...

"...And do you promise if you ever should divorce that you'll remain friends?"

'I really can't stay for dessert. Why don't you stay and DVR the rest of the date for me?'

"Our bond is stronger because we chose each other."

Funnel of Love

'...And then, I guess our relationship got TOO meaningful.'

'....Till death do you part, don't say I didn't warn you.'

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

Funnel of Love

"We met through the personals. We both were seeking someone 'Rubenesque'."

As long as there are husbands, we'll get our's money's worth!

Love

Ladies

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

Dialogue about the relationship.

'And after I'm through, our staff attorney will drop by to assist you with all the pre-nuptial agreement documents!'