Affair Enthusiast Gifts

'Has the old bastard gone to sleep yet?'

'You'll never believe it. I got replaced by a woman at work today.'

Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied

"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."

Paint pots in love

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

'I now pronounce you man and wife, you now may kiss you sweet little bachelor butt goodbye.'

'I really can't stay for dessert. Why don't you stay and DVR the rest of the date for me?'

"We met through the personals. We both were seeking someone 'Rubenesque'."

As long as there are husbands, we'll get our's money's worth!

'....Till death do you part, don't say I didn't warn you.'

(Man with 'BEFORE sign): 'My wife says I'm a work-in-progress.'

Urns in love

"Take a look - that's us in ninety years."

"Yes, he was very nice, Mom, but he had to cut the date short because it was... 'report card time'!"

"I'm not laughing at you, dear-I'm laughing with everyone but you."

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

Tongue in the ear...

"Maybe what she really wants you to do is rub her tummy."

"You lack spontaniety."

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

Dating - "Oh, and she must have a sense of humour."

' You're wonderful.' 'I know.'

'Here's to being in love, in a hurry, and in debt.'

An evening with Stanley Bucholtz, relationship MD,,,tonight: 'Just ONE evening,,,'

Growing Love

Speech-bubble-head-boy loves think-bubble-head-girl.

Biological Cuckoo clock

"Arouse Me!"

"After two years of dating, we decided it was finally time to move in together."

"I'm experiencing bouts of heavy breathing and dizziness when I'm speed dating!"

Tunnel of Love and the Tunnel of Mutual Respect and Admiration.

'We've entered the 'password sharing' phase of our relationship!'

'No, there isn't a probationary period!'

"Ideally, I'm looking for a guy who can make me smile."