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'Has the old bastard gone to sleep yet?'

'You'll never believe it. I got replaced by a woman at work today.'

Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

'I now pronounce you man and wife, you now may kiss you sweet little bachelor butt goodbye.'

Paint pots in love

"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."

"We met through the personals. We both were seeking someone 'Rubenesque'."

As long as there are husbands, we'll get our's money's worth!

'....Till death do you part, don't say I didn't warn you.'

'I really can't stay for dessert. Why don't you stay and DVR the rest of the date for me?'

Urns in love

(Man with 'BEFORE sign): 'My wife says I'm a work-in-progress.'

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

"Maybe what she really wants you to do is rub her tummy."

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

"Yes, he was very nice, Mom, but he had to cut the date short because it was... 'report card time'!"

Dating - "Oh, and she must have a sense of humour."

Tongue in the ear...

"Take a look - that's us in ninety years."

"You lack spontaniety."

"I'm not laughing at you, dear-I'm laughing with everyone but you."

' You're wonderful.' 'I know.'

'...better or worse...better or worse...better or worse...'

'Here's to being in love, in a hurry, and in debt.'

An evening with Stanley Bucholtz, relationship MD,,,tonight: 'Just ONE evening,,,'

Hold on

"I'm experiencing bouts of heavy breathing and dizziness when I'm speed dating!"

"Arouse Me!"

Biological Cuckoo clock

Tunnel of Love and the Tunnel of Mutual Respect and Admiration.

Growing Love

Speech-bubble-head-boy loves think-bubble-head-girl.

"After two years of dating, we decided it was finally time to move in together."

'We've entered the 'password sharing' phase of our relationship!'