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"Perhaps you're forgetting our agreement: 'Don't ask, don't tell, don't pursue.' "

Relationship Warning Lights

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'

"This will be hilarious!"

Love linked

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

"Y'know, I don't know what I'd do without her, but I'd sure like to find out."

"Our therapist couple be so proud of us now."

'In lieu of a serenade, I brought lemonade.'

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

The IRS emptied my pouch.

"Dr. Stolner says it might be nice if I let you see my dark side."

"Let's text her, she'd like that."

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

Neurotics in the tropics

Wife takes husband's place in the pub

'I now pronounce you hooked and booked.'

'First item on the agenda...Throw out the agenda!!'

"The bank examiners are here, oh!...I see you already know."

Kate had originally been very enthusiastic to prepare the annual global audit plan.

'You don't like bananas? You don't like climbing trees? My dear, why have you hid this for all these years??'

'That's a cougar, come along, we're here to see the monkeys.'

'We tried living together, but that didn't work so we've decided to get married.'

Taking the elevator instead of the stairs.

"Sometimes when we touch, the honesty's too much, and I have to close my eyes and hide...in a sports bar with Andrew and Phil."

A clowns parachute.

Marriage Counseling.

When packing for a weekend with Enid, Chad allowed for all kinds of emotional weather.

NO crying in the wilderness after 10 PM.

"Yeah, I used to have an emotional support animal, but then I upgraded to a conflict avoidance scooter."

'....Till death do you part, don't say I didn't warn you.'

Judge knocking at 'audits' so that 'CPA's' lose their money