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Man crawling across the desert comes across a suggestion box.

Man seen stuck on a desert island on CCTV.

A clowns parachute.

Australian Crawl

A clown runs across naval mines.

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

The Runaway Horse

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

Fight or Flight

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

"Trail mix?"

Robocop and Juliet.

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

Bears going water skiing.

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

Breakthrough

Rollercoaster opens when it is still being built.

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

Snowman of the Apes

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

"Look—you can't say we don't give them fair warning!"