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The Mayflower "Contents May Settle."

"How little we really own, Tom, when you consider all there is to own?"

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

The one that got away

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

Artifishial Intelligence

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"It makes me want to pee."

A sun opens its mouth to eat a burning Earth

"Greetings, Earthling - Are you a worker or a drone?"

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

'True it does have small flowers but through the microscope its exquisite.'

"Of course I discovered America... My marketing team said so."

Life and Death

Football

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

Proposal

A Sandbar piles of sand in a bar enjoying their night out